Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

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Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyBlowbackIsrael

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Pervs Anonymous

addiction, addiction stigma, ANONYMOUS, communication discomfort, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, Guilt, intimacy issues, labeling, mental health, negative outcomes, Pervs, PIXEL, pornography, Recovery, relationship dissolution, self help, self-identification, self-perception, sexual behavior, shame, support groups, Therapy

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

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Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

Active and Supportive Staff

Growing Community

Always Active

Laid-back Vibes

Server Staff

Owner	Billyjr(Definitely Real)
Founder	Fumi/Sam
Co-Founder	Deadpool
Head of Admins (HOA)	Cody
Head of Staff (HOS)	Existing
Admins	Existing, Cody, Deadpool

Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Potions Brewed:	185

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FerretFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4544	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

airstrikes, base, bombing campaign, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Politics, Raid, Regional, Russian, Russian Air Base, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tensions, War

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

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join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Farms Harvested:	306

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PorchPiratePunisher

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mines Excavated:	2254	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Potions Brewed:	71
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18