Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 7412 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Star Shards Collected: 219 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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