Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	5513	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	3341	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	98
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4419	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

#sustainability, assets, BLOCK, carbon footprint, carbon-intensive industries, climate change, decarbonization, Energy Sector, environmental impact, financial risk, Fossil Fuels, global economy, green technology, Investment, Net, net-zero emissions, policy implications, renewable energy, researchers, Server, stranded, stranded assets, Sustainable development, TRANSITION, Warning

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.