Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mines Excavated:	2792

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Robo Voice Realness

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ores Mined:	7530
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

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Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4361	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MixedCraft Server

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Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExHusbandCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mines Excavated:	1140	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

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Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Emeralds Found:	6226
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Zombie Dances:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TreeHuggerCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arthropleura Head Hunt

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Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2123	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6466	Void Armor Forged:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Allium SMP: Where the players are semi-baked, the map is blue, and the whitelist is as exclusive as VIP club entry. 1.21!

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Allium SMP Season 8 Overview

Server Type	Semi vanilla
Focus	Performance, community, redstone farms
Events	In-game events, Mayoral vote, player built shopping area
Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	play.alliummc.org
Instagram	Instagram

FAQ

Q: Are TNT duping and worldeaters allowed on the server?

A: Yes, TNT duping and worldeaters are permitted on Allium SMP.

Q: Are mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud allowed?

A: Yes, mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud are permitted on the server.

Q: Are there any claims on the server?

A: There are no claims on the server, but rollback software is used to deter and undo griefing.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: You can message the server or join their Discord to get permissions to join.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	71
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Future President’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6477
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BedrockBrosSleepover

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Booty Quest

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Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, love is just a few blocks away! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a pixelated paradise where romance blooms like never before.

Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.