Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4877

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Runes Activated: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

    Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Mines Excavated: 1250
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LostCraft Minecraft Server

    LostCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55
    Animals Bred: 116 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Villages Defended: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HurricaneMiltonEscape

    HurricaneMiltonEscape
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

    Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

    Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Dimension Hops: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • GameNostalgiaCraft

    GameNostalgiaCraft
    Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Villages Defended: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyDefenseMinister

    CraftyDefenseMinister
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

    come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

    so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Farms Harvested: 480 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Robo Voice Realness

    Robo Voice Realness
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

    Overview
    Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!
    Server Information
    IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
    Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server about? The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
    What features are currently available on the server? TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
    Is there a reset for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    Are there monthly events on the server? Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Star Shards Collected: 51
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Party Pooper Minecraft Server

    Party Pooper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3396 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

    Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

    But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

    Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Crops Grown: 7441
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 33

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MixedCraft Server

    MixedCraft Server
    Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ExHusbandCraft

    ExHusbandCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

    But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

    Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

    SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent
    Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TreeHuggerCraft

    TreeHuggerCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

    join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Zombie Dances: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Arthropleura Head Hunt

    Arthropleura Head Hunt
    Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

    Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Villages Defended: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 158 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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