Vanilla with a hint of chaos and a touch of Europe, no hacks, no map resets – Simply chaotic deliciousness!

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Type	Anarchy (No hacking)
Established	2019
Community	Active Discord community
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders, accessible Nether-roof
IP Address	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Can I hack/duplicate items on Simply Vanilla?

No, hacking and duping items are strictly prohibited on Simply Vanilla. Players found doing so will be banned.

2. How do I escape spawn and start my journey on Simply Vanilla?

Check out the YouTube video link provided to see an example of how players escape spawn. Join the server, make your starter base, form alliances, and start your adventure!

3. Is there a size limit for the world borders?

Yes, Simply Vanilla has vanilla world borders in place for a challenging gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules for building or gameplay outside of the no hacking rule?

Players are encouraged to play in an anarchic style, meaning they can build, betray, and conquer bases as they see fit. However, griefing excessively or causing intentional harm to the server/community may result in consequences.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	6861	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	141
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	49269

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Villages Defended:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crops Grown:	4458
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

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Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	846363	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Crops Grown:	9846	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.