| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 130 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 129 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 168 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
