| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Farms Harvested: | 184 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.
we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Features |
|---|
| Build your own home |
| PVP other players in arena |
| Play chat games |
| Gain exclusive MC items through shop |
| Become apart of staff and be apart of our village |
And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!
LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I build my own home on the server? | Yes, you can build your own home. |
| Are there any PVP options available? | Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena. |
| How can I gain exclusive MC items? | You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop. |
| Is there a way to become a staff member? | Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village. |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 143010 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
