Valor Network | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

Aisle, aita, Asshole, Audacity, calm person, complaint, Confrontation, decision, DIY plumbing repair, dog owner, dog-friendly, DoggoCraft, harm, Lowes, part, shopping, sniffing, SPOOKED, Staff, UllBeAlright, yellow lab

Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

acquisitions, Collectibles, Collections, curiosities, Hoarding, hobbies, humans, interests, Items, keepsakes, mementos, memorabilia, Minecraft, objects, Obsession, Passion, Pastime, possessions, reddit, RedditCollects, smp, Treasures

Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

ANNOYING, annoying compliments, annoying flattery, AnnoyinglyNiceCraft, BackHanded, backhanded compliments, Compliment, Fake, fake compliments, fake praise, flattery, insincere, insincere compliments, insincere flattery, insincere praise, IRRITATING, irritating compliments

Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

Blamed, cold war, conspiracy theories, dragon’s teeth, DragonCraft, government cover-up, Intruders, investigation, Kursk, military bases, Minecraft, Mysterious Structures, Mystery, Occult symbols, paranormal activity, russia, Saboteurs, security breach, Server, strange happenings, strange phenomenon, top secret, unexplained events

hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GazaAidCrisisCraft

aid crisis, Conflict Resolution, DEADLINE, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, gaza, GazaAidCrisisCraft, Government, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military assistance, Négotiation, political pressure, sanctions, united states, US, weapons supply

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aetherial Minecraft

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2071	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DrowPrison

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, diverse mines, DrowPrison, Explore, Leveling system, mine, Minecraft, Planets, Prestige, Prison, Server

DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1208	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

Advanced, Adventure, Basketcase, building, Community Events, Economy, Enchantments, Enhanced, epic quests, Farming, Fishing, Immersive, influence, Jobs, Kingdom, Lore, Minecraft, Mining, Professions, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rare items, Resource Management, shop management, smp, Thriving Community, Trading, wealth

Server	URL
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Overview:

Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

What Makes Bucketry Different?

Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
Build and Defend Your Kingdom
Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
Create a Thriving Economy

What Will You Experience?

Community-Driven Events
Epic Quests with Real Stories
Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

FAQ:

Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

Q: Can I choose a profession?

A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

Q: Is there a custom currency system?

A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	151	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

acceptance of mortality, Afterlife, agnosticism, atheism, belief systems, coping, coping mechanisms, existential crisis, existential dread, FAITH, fear of death, life purpose, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, Paradise, philosophy, Server, spirituality, uncertainty, uncertainty of the future

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

Analysis, club, controversy, discussion, Fans, football, Interpretation, Madrid, Meaning, Media, Minecraft, Players, press conference, reaction, real, real madrid, Rumors, smp, social media, speculation, sports, Statement, TEAM, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PuppyVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, dog, family, Guilt, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Pets, Project, PuppyVacayNoWay, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, sister, Support, travel, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	625	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7413	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ores Mined:	3971
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4