Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6517 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.
imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 123 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.
Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!
So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | New Chunks Explored: | 574886 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 231 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!
ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?
JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Server Type | Java Minecraft Server |
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| Gameplay | All survival, no teleports |
| Join Us | Discord |
Unfortunately, MoyaiSMP is a 16+ server and we ask all players to respect this age requirement.
No, MoyaiSMP is a server focused on builders and a chill atmosphere, so there are no PvP activities.
The soft border is updated whenever a new Minecraft update drops to keep the server fresh.
No, griefing is not allowed on MoyaiSMP. We have a friendly community and strive to maintain a drama-free environment.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2734 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?
So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
