Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2557 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?
Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?
So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 79 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.
imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.
Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!
So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!
ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?
JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Server Type | Java Minecraft Server |
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| Gameplay | All survival, no teleports |
| Join Us | Discord |
Unfortunately, MoyaiSMP is a 16+ server and we ask all players to respect this age requirement.
No, MoyaiSMP is a server focused on builders and a chill atmosphere, so there are no PvP activities.
The soft border is updated whenever a new Minecraft update drops to keep the server fresh.
No, griefing is not allowed on MoyaiSMP. We have a friendly community and strive to maintain a drama-free environment.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
