so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Animals Bred: 98 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

    Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.
    Name Marthia Nations
    Discord https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

    Overview

    Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

    Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has Marthia Nations been around? Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
    What plugins does Marthia Nations have? Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
    Can players build empires on Marthia Nations? Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Enchantments Applied: 296

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

    Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6743 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

    Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 237 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

    AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Post-Coitus Craft

    Post-Coitus Craft
    After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

    ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 240
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Chimeras Created: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

    NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine
    HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4685 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

    Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense
    omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Potions Brewed: 63
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Farms Harvested: 221 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

    CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!
    Crafted Survival
    SMP Type Semi-vanilla
    Environment Friendly, fun, and inclusive
    Main Additions
    • Land Claiming
    • Shopping District
    • Homes and TPA
    • Live World Map
    • Mob Heads
    • One Player Sleep
    • Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
    • Active Player Base
    IP play.craftedsurvival.net
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ

    1. Can I grief on this server?

    No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

    2. How can I claim land?

    You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

    3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

    Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

    4. How do ranks work on the server?

    Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

    5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

    Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

    6. Is there a live world map available?

    Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

    7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

    You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

    8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

    The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

    9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

    While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

    10. How can I join the server?

    You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • You Sold Out Minecraft Server

    You Sold Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 6401
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

    LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

    Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Villages Defended: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Farms Harvested: 679 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

    Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SabotageCraftEU

    SabotageCraftEU
    Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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