Are you tired of entitled siblings trying to mooch off your success? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any messy siblings ruining the fun.

Escape the drama of family feuds and create your own paradise with our friendly community of players. No more dealing with entitled relatives asking for handouts – on our server, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting epic builds.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a beach house in California when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Build, explore, and laugh your way to victory on our Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Animals Bred: 89 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Demon Skulls Collected: 47

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 137 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Ores Mined: 829
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Crops Grown: 4264 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Dimension Hops: 12 Divine Spears Created: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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