VacayHouseWars | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take family drama to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to mess with your in-laws in the most epic way possible.

Imagine this: you build a beautiful vacation house, only to have your in-laws try to claim it as their own personal family compound. But fear not, for on this server, you have the power to ban them and their sneaky friends from ever setting foot on your property again.

Watch as your in-laws scramble to cover up their lies and deceit, driving hours just to beg for forgiveness. But sorry, not sorry, they are not welcome here!

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out unwanted guests, setting boundaries, and asserting your dominance over your virtual property. Don’t let anyone mess with your Minecraft mansion – it’s your kingdom, and you make the rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sloth Survival Server

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Chick’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and leaving behind a trail of glitter and confetti. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this wild and wacky server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2400
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! We have a community of players who are all secretly superheroes from the “My Hero Academia” universe. That’s right, you can join us and unleash your quirk in epic battles against villains and other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of fanfiction writers who are constantly plotting and scheming to create the ultimate crossover story involving Izuku and all your favorite characters. Will you join them in their quest for literary greatness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become the next Izuku supplement plannedOpinions legend.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CircusScreamStopper

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Are you tired of dealing with loud circus-goers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can enjoy all the excitement of Cirque Du Soleil without the ear-splitting screams! Our virtual acrobats are always quiet and respectful, so you can enjoy the show in peace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual circus performances without the drama of sobbing spectators. Our staff will even offer you virtual concessions to keep you entertained during intermission. And don’t worry, if anyone gets too loud, you can just block them with the click of a button!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to noisy circus experiences forever. And remember, on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineCraftAppLand

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Do you spend more time on your phone than you do in the real world? Are your thumbs permanently stuck in a scrolling position? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where you can finally put those nimble fingers to good use! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your favorite app and spend hours building, mining, and battling mobs in our crazy virtual world. Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ores Mined:	7123
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyUkraine vs Russia

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come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyTraumaCraft

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so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	7936
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

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Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2683	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8134	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Gods Slained:	0	Enchantments Applied:	110

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mine4Money

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crops Grown:	1012	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.