V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	8971
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Potions Brewed:	49
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Star Shards Collected:	53
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mines Excavated:	2384
Players Killed by Monsters:	1257	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	581	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	20	New Chunks Explored:	639792
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1318
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Animals Bred:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	New Chunks Explored:	226181
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4283
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Crops Grown:	1277	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mines Excavated:	3061
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Farms Harvested:	350
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
New Chunks Explored:	631673	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	9823
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?