so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 6440 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 6355

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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