so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

    ””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

    So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9183 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockyBeautyLand

    BlockyBeautyLand
    Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

    Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

    KimCraft: Redstone Revolution
    join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Ascended Not Noticed

    Ascended Not Noticed
    join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 9485
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Mines Excavated: 2014

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Fire Factions

    Fire Factions

    Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Magic Items Found: 3712 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

    Blame The Parents Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

    The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

    So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

    GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key
    Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

    So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 418

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
    Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Animals Bred: 36

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vanilla Vibes SMP

    Vanilla Vibes SMP

    Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9099 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Synthrunner

    Synthrunner

    Immerse yourself in a unique OneBlock experience! Start on a single block and build your own world step by step. On our server you will find exciting challenges, friendly community events and special features that take the classic OneBlock adventure to a new level. Whether alone or with friends – with us you can expect hours of fun and a server that is constantly being developed.

    Features:

    OneBlock Mode: Start on a single block and expand your island as you wish. Economic system: Trade, sell and buy resources – build your empire! Challenges & Quests: Complete exciting missions and receive exclusive rewards. Anti-Griefing Protection: Build safely and without fear of theft or destruction. Active Community & Events: Take part in regular events and become part of our growing community.

    Come and be part of our Minecraft journey! We look forward to welcoming you. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced Minecraft player – everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Love & Peace Minecraft Server

    Love & Peace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love and peace reign supreme! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless fields of flowers.

    Our server is home to a magical village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and the cows are known for their impeccable singing voices.

    But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of chickens who have formed a secret society and are plotting to overthrow the peaceful regime. Will you join forces with the villagers to stop the chicken uprising?

    Come join us on this wacky and whimsical server where the only rule is to spread love and joy to all who enter. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

    If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

    And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ShortKingCraft

    ShortKingCraft
    Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

    Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

    So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Villages Defended: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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