so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Emeralds Found: 9335
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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