so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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