United Angels | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Items Found:	5118	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	37096	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	619349
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1441
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Animals Bred:	175
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Crops Grown:	4310
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4777
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	135	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	6639
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ores Mined:	9364
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Farms Harvested:	643
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8118

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	94/700	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	7144