Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where it’s all about underboob for the short kings and queens! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a pig named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, eating some grass, when suddenly he was whisked away to our server. And you know what he found? A land of endless adventure, where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did I mention the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines? Yeah, it’s lit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the underboob reign supreme! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
Villages Defended: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Eco Trash Bash

    Eco Trash Bash
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

    Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

    So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Villages Defended: 18 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a world border on the server? No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
    Are there any rules on the server? There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
    Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4051
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

    FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

    Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 3172
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

    No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CatCraftHideout

    CatCraftHideout
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

    So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

    NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyMindz

    CraftyMindz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

    So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 387 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8548 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

    What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC
?
    Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

    1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

    2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

    3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

    4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

    Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3259 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • 🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

    🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

    The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!

    Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!
    Minecraft Server Overview
    2-month-old SMP, whitelisted and just moved into a server looking for some more active and dedicated members. Friendly to new players. Average age range = lower 20s but have a wide range
    1.21.1 Server (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
    Dedicated player base + Fun events
    Diamond economy
    Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

    Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link
    What version of Minecraft does the server run? 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? Basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, etc…
    What is the average age range of players on the server? Lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages
    Is the server friendly to new players? Yes, the server is friendly to new players

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular updates, we have “Tour de Inferno” Special Programs that will blow your mind! Watch our Dev Face-to-Face videos where we discuss Zenless Zone Zero like it’s the meaning of life.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming events where you can check in daily for double drops and witness the Overlord’s Feast like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE for some epic loot!

    And if you need resources and useful links, we’ve got you covered with our ZZZ-drawpile and ZZZFriends. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 39 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP

    Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MomzCraftHub

    MomzCraftHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your mom’s whirlwind romance with a guy from Peru who can’t speak English? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

    Join our server and build your own virtual world where your mom’s fiancé doesn’t exist. No need to play translator for awkward family dinners, just focus on crafting and surviving in our epic Minecraft world.

    Don’t let your mom’s questionable life choices ruin your gaming experience. On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries without anyone steamrolling over them. Plus, you won’t have to worry about sharing your room with a stranger’s son – unless you want to, of course.

    So, if you’re tired of being the unwilling third wheel in your mom’s love story, join our Minecraft server and let the virtual escapades begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Farms Harvested: 356
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

    RegretCraft SMP – Oops!
    Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5253
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Animals Bred: 67
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5737
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • AssholeCraft2021

    AssholeCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

    Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Crops Grown: 7774
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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