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Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Star Shards Collected: 55
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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