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Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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