Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found: 6668 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1422

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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