Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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