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Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 28 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Emeralds Found: 1371
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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