New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 107/1000 Votes: 1171
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Dragons Tamed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you constantly getting rejected by creepers in Minecraft? Do even the Endermen avoid making eye contact with you? It might be a sign that you’re not as attractive as you think in our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!

So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!

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