LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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