so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Void Armor Forged: 12
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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