so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crops Grown: 3416 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Runes Activated: 0
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Potions Brewed: 142

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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