so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1830
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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