so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 182 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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