so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 63
Animals Bred: 173 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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