so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Falling into the Void: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mines Excavated: 2812

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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