UFO Lands: Where Pigs Fly, Villagers Party, and Creepers Rehabilitate!

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United Lands Server Overview

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees, unlock Masterwork Armor, and access player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic for fairness and balance. Donations support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and fight alongside friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the United Lands server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP IP┋red.unitedlands.org.

Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

Q: Can I see the map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the server map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	2510	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

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Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Respawned Too Soon

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen!

Have you ever accidentally deleted a Pepe with a tuxedo who was sipping on a drink and showing off his stylish shoes? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll find plenty of frens in tuxedos ready to party with you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun. Who needs a boring old Pepe when you can have a whole gang of tuxedo-wearing frens by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. See you on the server, fren!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	867240
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	107	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCutie’s Pixel Playground

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where looking cute and being photogenic is a MUST!

Join us and experience a world where every block is perfectly angled for the best selfie lighting. Our server is equipped with GLAMOROUS skins and outfits to make sure you always look on point.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Sheep who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Rumor has it, one wish is for unlimited diamonds, another wish is for a pet dragon, and the third wish is for a lifetime supply of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft FABULOUS!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KagurabachiCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where if you don’t join, you might as well stop playing Minecraft altogether! This server is so EPIC that if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen here.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of town square? Only on our server, folks!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most INSANE Minecraft server out there. Trust us, if this server was a manga, it would never get axed because it’s just too good!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8384

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SleepyCraft: 5 AM Edition

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Are you tired of being forced to wake up at 5 AM every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of early mornings! On our server, you can stay up all night building your dream world without any annoying alarms disrupting your beauty sleep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are always epic. Just be sure to set your alarm for 5 AM so you don’t miss out on all the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
New Chunks Explored:	521106	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	87

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Americans: 6% Think They Can Beat Minecraft

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Are you part of that 6% of Americans who think they can take on a Grizzly bear and win? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for the ultimate showdown where you can prove your strength against Grizzly bears in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava parkour course where you can test your agility and speed. Rumor has it that only the bravest players have made it to the end without getting burned to a crisp.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our Ender Dragon challenge where you must defeat the mighty beast using only a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. It’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take on the impossible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual Grizzly bears were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MoneyBegCraft: Join Nijisanji for LOLs

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is filled with UNICORNS that shoot RAINBOWS out of their horns. Who wouldn’t want to see that?!

2. We have a secret underground DISCO where you can dance the night away with all your virtual friends.

3. If you join our server, you automatically become a MILLIONAIRE in Minecraft coins. Yes, you heard that right. No need to beg for money here!

4. Our server is protected by a MAGIC forcefield that keeps out all creepers, zombies, and other pesky mobs. Your builds will be safe and sound!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Animals Bred:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers question your achievements

achievement, Achievements, Awareness, Behavior, confusion, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, discrimination, education, Frustration, ignorance, intolerance, judgment, lack of empathy, mental health, misunderstanding, prejudice, question.., retards, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness and insanity!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a trade deal you can’t refuse. Or how about the time our players organized a massive chicken dance-off in the town square, complete with disco lights and a DJ booth manned by a pig in sunglasses?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelated Yeti, a mythical creature said to roam the snowy biomes, challenging players to snowball fights for epic loot. And let’s not forget about the Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so lit they’ve been known to cause spontaneous creeper explosions!

So why are achievement retards like this? Because on our server, the only achievement that matters is having a good time and making memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base raided by a gang of mischievous penguins)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	195	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5888
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to have fun? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Imagine a world where Americans are being drafted to capture Iraq… or was it Iran? Who cares! The point is, on our server, you can be a part of epic battles and crazy adventures like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases filled with treasure, unicorns roaming the land, and even zombie pigmen throwing parties!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a time-traveling adventure or a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.