TsengPixel Anarchy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magic Items Found:	5256
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mines Excavated:	2840	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
New Chunks Explored:	890737	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	51690
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3471	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ores Mined:	4529	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Emeralds Found:	3425	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	3029

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1288	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Farms Harvested:	881
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10