Trump’s Blocky Minecraft Server

2024.., America, best for us, blocky, bullet for you, CONSERVATIVE, Economy, leadership, loves this country, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Mr President Trump, patriotism, president, Prosperous, re-election, REPUBLICAN, Rich, Server, success, Support, Trumps, united states

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most patriotic Minecraft server out there! Our server admin is so dedicated to this country that he actually took a bullet for you! Can you believe it? He’s like a real-life superhero, but in Minecraft form.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire while being protected by someone who would literally take a bullet for you. Who needs bodyguards when you have a Minecraft admin like that?

Plus, rumor has it that in 2024, our admin is planning a massive fireworks display to celebrate the server’s prosperity. You won’t want to miss it – it’s going to be the most epic Minecraft party ever!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5880
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Votes:	6956	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Villages Defended:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	New Chunks Explored:	329436
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4723	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mines Excavated:	3373
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!