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KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	4359
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6032	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Farms Harvested:	533
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

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Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Farms Harvested:	942
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1062	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchantments Applied:	167	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

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Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2182
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Oh, you know, just the usual – mining diamonds, fighting off creepers, and trying not to get eaten by zombies. But hey, it’s all in a day’s work on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.

But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	933442	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Divine Spears Created:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!

But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Farms Harvested:	911
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Reverie is here to save the day! This server is so epic, it’s basically the best Cold Steel game you’ll ever play.

Join us for some wild adventures where you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance battles. Can you out-dab the mighty Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join Reverie now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5