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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Crops Grown: 3170
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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