Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time when your friend’s girlfriend told him to “go ahead and f*ck her” (yikes, talk about awkward!).

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only fights are between creepers and players, and where the only disrespect you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the dust – because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of the real world, just log on and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who won’t tell you to do anything inappropriate – unless it’s to team up and take down the Ender Dragon together! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind – because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures together.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9223
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Animals Bred: 195

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 New Chunks Explored: 955204
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Crops Grown: 7706

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 79 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 415 Crops Grown: 6719
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8712

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Animals Bred: 63 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Mines Excavated: 4040 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 109 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Star Shards Collected: 177
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Farms Harvested: 599
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Towns Built: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 725598 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Towns Built: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3938 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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