come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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