Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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