Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouthfulMinecraftFun

    YouthfulMinecraftFun
    Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HamasTunnelCrawl

    HamasTunnelCrawl
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

    Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Love Quest Minecraft Server

    Love Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

    So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

    Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

    Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • License2Craft Minecraft Server

    License2Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

    We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

    Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

    So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

    WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where trust is never an issue! Unlike some spouses, we won’t track your every move or accuse you of cheating just for planning a surprise trip. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life craziness behind. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife’s best friend will be on your side! Join now and leave the accusations at the door.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuitMyAddiction – Minecraft SMP

    QuitMyAddiction – Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules but they’re more like guidelines).

    Our server is so addictive, it’s like trying to quit a diamond addiction in Minecraft (trust us, we’ve been there). The community is so fun and crazy, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, we have epic events like “TNT Olympics” and “Zombie Pigman Dance Parties” that will keep you coming back for more.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this madness. Just be warned, once you join, you may never be able to leave (but hey, who would want to leave when you’re having this much fun?).

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCarnage

    CreeperCarnage
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to have the most awkward and hilarious encounters while playing on our server. From accidentally setting your bed on fire while trying to impress your crush to getting lost in the Nether and stumbling upon a secret village of dancing pigs, you never know what wacky adventures await you!

    But that’s not all – we also have epic events like the annual “Minecraft Dating Game” where players compete for a chance at virtual love (or at least a virtual date). And don’t forget about our legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to victory!

    So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and excitement? Come on in and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RocketsVsIDF: 728 KIA, 26k Fired!

    RocketsVsIDF: 728 KIA, 26k Fired!
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITHOUT ALL THE BLOOD AND GORE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST 26,000 ROCKETS FIRED AT ISRAEL. WE NEED BRAVE SOLDIERS TO HELP US DEFEND OUR BLOCKY LAND. PLUS, WE HAVE COOL WEAPONS AND ARMOR TO PROTECT YOU. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3935
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🍒FREE DONATION + ANARCHY🍒 Minecraft server

    🍒FREE DONATION + ANARCHY🍒 Minecraft server

    ERACRAFT is a modern Minecraft PE game server.

    Our advantages:

    Available from any country.

    Reliable and fast server.

    Stable work, high quality.

    We do not restrict Windows players.

    The best data center, we work 24/7.

    Responsive and fast tech. support.

    Vip once a month, and update every day.

    Anarchy and exclusive proprietary features.

    We have unique worlds, dungeons, trees, cases and much more

    VK: https://vk.me/eracraft_off

    TG: https://t.me/eracraft_off

    Anarchy Server:

    IP address: play.eracraft.ru

    Port: 19132 (this is standard)

    Version: 1.1.x

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chapter Drops Minecraft Server

    Chapter Drops Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to drop out of existence like a chapter on hiatus? Well, look no further because our server is better than the entirety of Wan Piss (yes, we said it).

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling mythical creatures, and finding hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Just don’t blame us if you never want to leave!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 64

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP

    Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice on all things related to Vtubing! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered with our expert opinions (that may or may not be completely made up).

    Join us if you want to find out if there’s an audience for doing something completely outlandish like juggling chickens while riding a pig in Minecraft. And hey, if you need help with editing clips, we’ve got recommendations that range from free options to ones that might require a bit of piracy (shh, we won’t tell).

    But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together. Just remember, if you see a creeper, don’t panic – just start streaming and turn it into content!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9547 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PhotofailCraft

    PhotofailCraft
    Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dimension Hops: 5 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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