Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

    Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

    But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

    Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Void Armor Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MixedCraft Server

    MixedCraft Server
    Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ExHusbandCraft

    ExHusbandCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

    But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

    Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

    SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent
    Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • TreeHuggerCraft

    TreeHuggerCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

    join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Arthropleura Head Hunt

    Arthropleura Head Hunt
    Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

    Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 465 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Allium SMP: Where the players are semi-baked, the map is blue, and the whitelist is as exclusive as VIP club entry. 1.21!

    Allium SMP: Where the players are semi-baked, the map is blue, and the whitelist is as exclusive as VIP club entry. 1.21!

    Allium SMP Season 8 Overview

    Server Type Semi vanilla
    Focus Performance, community, redstone farms
    Events In-game events, Mayoral vote, player built shopping area
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    Server IP play.alliummc.org
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    FAQ

    Q: Are TNT duping and worldeaters allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, TNT duping and worldeaters are permitted on Allium SMP.

    Q: Are mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud allowed?

    A: Yes, mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud are permitted on the server.

    Q: Are there any claims on the server?

    A: There are no claims on the server, but rollback software is used to deter and undo griefing.

    Q: How can I join the community?

    A: You can message the server or join their Discord to get permissions to join.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Future President’s Minecraft Server

    Future President’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

    – We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

    – Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

    – Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

    NoobiePro Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BedrockBrosSleepover

    BedrockBrosSleepover
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Booty Quest

    Blocky Booty Quest
    Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, love is just a few blocks away! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a pixelated paradise where romance blooms like never before.

    Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs

    KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs
    Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like North Koreans harnessing AI to fake American IDs kinda lit. We got all the crazy shizz you need to survive and thrive in this blocky world.

    Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes. We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

    Our mods are like super smart AI robots who will help you build the most epic bases and protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your vibe.

    So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Don’t miss out, bro!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Half Info Confidence Craft

    Half Info Confidence Craft
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

    You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

    Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21

    SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21
    Minecraft Server Overview
    Server Type Mostly-vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, shops, and more

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by adding the owner on Discord and requesting an invite.

    2. What is the server Discord link?

    You can join the server Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    3. Is the server mostly vanilla or heavily modded?

    The server is mostly vanilla with some SMP enhancements.

    4. What kind of community activities are available on the server?

    We have various community-focused activities such as group builds, shops, events, and more.

    5. Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These will be shared with you upon joining the server.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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