Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Digimon General Minecraft Server

    Digimon General Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

    And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

    ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

    2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

    3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

    4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

    DadGoneCoworkerSnitch
    Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

    AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Villages Defended: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3990 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

    BlockyParliament Minecraft Server
    so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

    TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

    we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

    if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

    don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    Hello Minecraft fans!

    We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

    Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

    What awaits you at Longway?

    – Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

    – Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

    – Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

    And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

    Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

    We are waiting for you and your friends!

    IP: longway.fun

    Port: 25668

    Version: 1.21

    Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Thug Life Minecraft Server

    Thug Life Minecraft Server
    Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

    Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

    So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4874 Emeralds Found: 6110
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

    Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Farms Harvested: 464
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BridalBlunderCraft

    BridalBlunderCraft
    Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

    Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

    Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 3992
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

    HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP
    Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyCashlessCrafts

    CraftyCashlessCrafts
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive hobbies? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your financial problems! Join us and indulge in the most budget-friendly hobby of all time – virtual block building!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.

    So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4492 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 430 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

    HaitiCraft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mines Excavated: 2616
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout

    Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Rumor has it that the leader of the server, let’s call him Sinwar, is like, hiding in a secret tunnel in Gaza with hostages around him. Like, what even?! You gotta come join the server and help rescue the hostages and defeat Sinwar in an epic battle. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it! Plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to mine. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save those hostages and take down Sinwar together! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎮🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Villages Defended: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Solar City Fun Land

    Solar City Fun Land
    come join our minecraft server where we have so many solar panels on our rooftops that we are literally raising the temperature of the city by 1.5 degrees celsius during the day! who needs global warming when you can just play minecraft with us and feel the heat, amirite? but don’t worry, at night the temperatures drop by 0.6 degrees celsius so you can cool off while you build your epic creations. join us now for a hot and cool time like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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