Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found: 3179 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3137
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Alien Abductions: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyClimateCrisis

    CraftyClimateCrisis
    lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

    Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun
    join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

    Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

    So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

    Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

    BroBroCraft Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BrotherlyLoveCraft

    BrotherlyLoveCraft
    Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

    Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP

    StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP
    Are you a builder, a redstone genius, or a creeper whisperer? No matter what stereotype you fall into, our Minecraft SMP has a spot for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy pranks, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BestieBonkCraft

    BestieBonkCraft
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sleeping with your best friend is not only encouraged, but celebrated? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Best Friend Bonanza” event where players can team up with their besties and conquer the virtual world together in ways you never thought possible. From building epic fortresses to embarking on wild adventures, the possibilities are endless when you have your best friend by your side. So come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you and your bestie can get into!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Falling into the Void: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TankShellCraft

    TankShellCraft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have tanks shooting tank shells but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Watch out for those pesky UNIFIL forces trying to ruin our blocky paradise, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that explodes on command! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blow up some blocks together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Teen Wellbeing Friends Server

    Teen Wellbeing Friends Server
    so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Enchantments Applied: 78
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

    HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version 1.21.1
    Server Type Free Roam
    Platform Paper
    Rules No rules, but behave nicely
    Availability 24/7, open to public
    Admin Recruitment Can recruit admins to keep it friendly if needed/wanted

    FAQ

    Q: Can I hack on the server?

    A: Preferably no hacking allowed on the server.

    Q: How often is the server monitored by admins?

    A: The server owner may not be on often due to work commitments, but admins may be recruited to help monitor the server.

    Q: What is the server IP to join?

    A: The server IP is 108.181.241.178:25569

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Fear Europe Minecraft SMP

    Fear Europe Minecraft SMP
    because the most chaotic Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join our server if you dare to face off against a group of players who are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. But beware, our community is also known for their mischievous pranks, like the time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with exploding sheep. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, come join us and see if you can make it out alive (and with your sanity intact)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • StepmomNotAnIncentive Minecraft Server

    StepmomNotAnIncentive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world where changing your name is as easy as crafting a diamond sword.

    Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.

    So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Emeralds Found: 6291
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BabysitBrosSILBILAITA

    BabysitBrosSILBILAITA
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets fertility treatments!

    Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!

    Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!

    And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?

    So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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