TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

TankShellCraft

Attack, Conflict, forces, FRAGMENTS, injured, injures, International, lebanon, Military, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping operation, SECURITY, sri lankan, tank shell, TankShellCraft, Unifil, united nations, violence

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have tanks shooting tank shells but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Watch out for those pesky UNIFIL forces trying to ruin our blocky paradise, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that explodes on command! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blow up some blocks together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Teen Wellbeing Friends Server

adolescent development, Adulthood, close circle of friends, Development, Emotional support, Friends, Friendship Dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, future well-being, long-term effects, mental health, peer influence, Promotion, Server, Shaping, social acceptance, Social Connections, Social Relationships, study, Teen, teenagers, teens, wellbeing

so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3459	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

#youtube, 24/7, admins, Adventure, Anarchic, attached, BEHAVE, channel, Friendly, Fun, HACKING, HurricaneSteels, Ip:, Join, Lots, Minecraft, nicely., Notice, Open, Paper, Public, Recruitment, Semi Vanilla, Server, STRINGS, Vanilla, work

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.1
Server Type	Free Roam
Platform	Paper
Rules	No rules, but behave nicely
Availability	24/7, open to public
Admin Recruitment	Can recruit admins to keep it friendly if needed/wanted

FAQ

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Preferably no hacking allowed on the server.

Q: How often is the server monitored by admins?

A: The server owner may not be on often due to work commitments, but admins may be recruited to help monitor the server.

Q: What is the server IP to join?

A: The server IP is 108.181.241.178:25569

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5458
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

87218292, blocks, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fear Europe Minecraft SMP

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because the most chaotic Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join our server if you dare to face off against a group of players who are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. But beware, our community is also known for their mischievous pranks, like the time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with exploding sheep. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, come join us and see if you can make it out alive (and with your sanity intact)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StepmomNotAnIncentive Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, stepmom boundaries, stepmom control, stepmom dynamics, stepmom emotional abuse, stepmom family dynamics, stepmom favoritism, stepmom issues, stepmom last name, stepmom manipulation, stepmom name change, stepmom parenting, stepmom relationship, stepmom resentment, stepmom stepchild boundaries, stepmom stepchild conflict, stepmom stepchild relationship, stepmom stepchild resentment, stepmom struggles, stepmom tension, StepmomNotAnIncentive

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world where changing your name is as easy as crafting a diamond sword.

Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.

So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4332	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BabysitBrosSILBILAITA

BabysitBrosSILBILAITA, Babysitting, bil, California, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family responsibilities, fertility journey, fertility treatments, Grandparents, husband, infertility, ivf, relationships, SAHM, SIL, Support, support system, Utah, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets fertility treatments!

Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!

And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	159	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UniqCraft SMP: Stand Out!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of gold blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server. We have a strict “no dirt hut” policy because we believe in only the most extravagant and outrageous builds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond gear. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockPartyCraft

Abuse, BETRAYAL, BlockPartyCraft, boundaries crossed, constant conflict, dishonesty, Disrespect, emotional draining, incompatible values, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, mental health, moving on, negative influence, no growth, reasons to cut someone out, self-care, toxic patterns, toxic relationships, unhealthy behavior

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a drama-free zone! We once had a player who kept stealing everyone’s diamonds, so we banished them to the Nether and they were never seen again. Join us for a chance to make new friends, build epic creations, and maybe even uncover the secret of the elusive Ender Dragon. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So why wait? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8064	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RunetRogue Minecraft Server

Access, Arrests, Censorship, crackdown, cybersecurity, Digital, illegal, internet, law enforcement, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, privacy, Rogue, Runet, RunetRogue, russia, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, virtual private network, VPN operator

LOL ukraine be like “nope u cant access Runet” but we be like “join our server and access ALL the nets!” this rogue VPN operator be wild, like a Minecraft creeper on steroids. join us for the ultimate online adventure, where you can mine diamonds while dodging Ukrainian authorities. who needs Runet when you can have FUNet on our server? come join the chaos and let’s see who can outsmart the VPN police!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Sellner’s Block Party

Austrian activist, banned from entry, BLOCK, border control, controversial figure, entry ban, Europe, extremism, far right, free speech, government decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, international relations, Martin Sellner, Party, political activism, Public Safety, right-wing movement, Sellners, social media influencer, switzerland, travel restrictions

lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Heart Stopper Server

Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal evolution, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal survival, autonomous heart, biological adaptation, Cardiac function, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary trait, Heart, heart autonomy, heart control, Heart function, physiological traits, self-regulation, Server, stopper, survival instincts, voluntary actions, voluntary death

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Sticky Silk Server

adhere, adhesive properties, arachnid-inspired, biomimicry, fluid material, groundbreaking invention, innovative technology, lifting capacity, material science, needle, pick up objects, science fiction, Server, silk, solidifies, spider man, sticky, sticky silk fibers, strength, STRONG, superhero inspiration, web-slinging technology, weightlifting fibers

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Worst Minecraft Server Ever

character design, competitive queues, Deadlock, diversity hiring, early access, Frames Per Second, game development, game industry, gtav, indie company, mega-alpha, Minecraft, Minorities, passionate developers, performance issues, pre-pre-alpha, public streaming, Server, Steam, streaming platform, ugly characters, valve developers, WORST

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3166	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	4527
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

#youtube, app, Champion, China, debt slavery, debt trap, ethical investing, Explanation, finance, financial literacy, halal, halal investing, investing, investing strategies, Islamic finance, khabib Nurmagomedov, Minecraft, MMA champion, Muslim, Promotion, russia, Russian Muslim, smp, Video, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	674178	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0