TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

AppleBlockCraft

agricultural products, apple industry, AppleBlockCraft, apples, Belarus, diplomatic conflict, economic sanctions, embargo, Eurasian Economic Union, export restrictions, food security, fruit exports, global trade, import ban, international relations, Kazakhstan, political tension, regional politics, russia, trade dispute, trade war

So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PFAS Groundwater Escape

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own epic base but watch out cuz there’s a secret underground world where the evil PFAS monsters lurk. they’ve been chillin in the groundwater for over 40 years and they ain’t leavin anytime soon. u gotta team up with ur friends and defeat them before they take over the whole server. plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary diamond sword, u can banish the PFAS for good. so what u waitin for? join now and save the server from the PFAS apocalypse!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ArdynFall SMP: Where the Villagers are Villainous, the Creepers are Cuddly, and the Diamonds are Dandy!

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ArdynFall SMP Overview
Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.
Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
Brand New World
Established & Close-Knit Community
No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join ArdynFall SMP?	Join our discord server and follow the application process.
Are there any server resets planned?	No, we do not plan on resetting the server, so your creations are safe.
What plugins does ArdynFall SMP use?	We use a select few plugins to enhance the vanilla experience. The full list can be found in the overview above.
Is the server active and well-maintained?	Yes, our server has 100% uptime and regular backups, and our dedicated staff team is always available to assist players.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, we have exciting events planned, including Halloween-themed events for the month of October.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Anime Master Minecraft Server

adaptation, animation, animation industry, animation process, Animation Studio, animation techniques, Anime, art, character design, creativity, FANTASY, fetishes, imagination, japanese animation, Japanese animator, Japanese culture, Manga, Master, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, storytelling, Visual Arts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just like every other one out there? Well, look no further because our server is like a Japanese animator’s dream come true! We slip in all our wildest fetishes into the game for a truly unique and unforgettable experience.

Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take lighting effects to a whole new level! Forget about any other game on PC that used similar lighting effects before Halo in 2001, because we are the pioneers of epic lighting in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WeddingBlock25

age, aita, college, controversy, DAUGHTER, decision, Degree, disagreement, ENGAGEMENT, family, love, Marriage, opinion, parenting, Pay, Proposal, relationships, Support, Wedding, WeddingBlock25, work experience

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2758	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

aspiration, desire, dream come true, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fantasy world, génie, happen, hopeful, idealistic, longing, Magic, make a wish, manifestation, Optimistic, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8870	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Farms Harvested:	354	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4558	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Farms Harvested:	637

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19