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Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions

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Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we debate the true shape of the Earth while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	200
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	150

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HyphenCraft

aita, dad, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamic, family name, hyphenated last name, HyphenCraft, mom, name change, original last name, parents, real dad, Religion, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RedditUserMC SMP

anonymous posting, community engagement, digital community, discussion platform, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, karma system, memes, News Aggregator, niche interests, Online Community, reddit, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user interaction, User-generated content, viral content

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Zombie Dances:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FutureCraft2025

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, biotechnology, climate change, digital transformation, future prediction, FutureCraft2025, innovation, Internet of Things, medical advancements, personalized medicine, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, smart cities, space exploration, specific prediction, Technology, virtual reality

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	240
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyKyivPrisoner

Conflict, CraftyKyivPrisoner, detention, died, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Journalism, kyiv, legal proceedings, Media, News, Political, press freedom, Prison, reporter, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Tragedy, tragic event, UKRAINIAN

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5842	Farms Harvested:	787

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ores Mined:	7537

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

autism, Behavior, Communication, Conversation, emotional response, Empathy, family, Mind, Minecraft, Miscommunication., moms, Mother Daughter, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, perspective, Questioning, relationships, Respect, self-perception, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Understanding, VOICE

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

bullying, communication breakdown, dealing with conflict, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, parental expectations, running away, school bullying, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC, sisterly love., social dynamics, standing up for yourself, teenage drama, teenage emotions

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	926322
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LastWordsMinecraftSMP

Closure, death, Departed, departed loved ones, emotional, end of life, family, farewells, final conversations, final moments, final words, Goodbye, Grief, last words, LastWordsMinecraftSMP, Loss, loved ones, Memories, Remembrance, saying farewell, saying goodbye

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is known for its mysterious and spooky happenings, including ghosts haunting players and whispering cryptic messages. Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the last words of your loved ones echoing through the pixelated trees. Will you dare to uncover the secrets of our server and communicate with the other side? Join now and embark on a supernatural adventure like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyBedBuddies

attraction, BlockyBedBuddies, chemistry, Communication, Connection, discovery, emotions, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Intimacy, partner, Passion, Pleasure, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Surprise, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!

Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	460023
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Emeralds Found:	8060	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GraveyardGoneWild Minecraft Server

burial ground scarcity, burial grounds, Burial Sites, burial space, cemeteries, cemetery capacity, cemetery crisis, cemetery expansion, cemetery infrastructure, cemetery management, cemetery overcrowding, cemetery running out in Russia, cemetery shortage, cemetery shortage crisis, cemetery shortage in Russia, cemetery space, graveyard, GraveyardGoneWild, Minecraft, russia, Russia burial, Russian burial, Server

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, even Russia is running out of cemeteries because all the players keep respawning like crazy! Join us and you’ll be dodging creepers like a boss, building epic castles, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, our diamond loot drops are so OP, you’ll feel like a Minecraft god. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those skeletons who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	875
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2