So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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